yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Randomize
