He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
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Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
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Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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