Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Slut skills are useful in every country.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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