if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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