she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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