Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
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I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
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He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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