I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
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i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
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please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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