They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
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Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
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Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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