If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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