I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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