I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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