Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
