I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Everclear isn't food dammit
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Randomize
