guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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