I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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