I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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