Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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