covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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