Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
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I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
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I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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