dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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