Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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