My room smells like vodka and shame
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
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now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
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i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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