Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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