We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
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I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
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It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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