Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
A+ Viking dick
Randomize
