do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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