$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
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The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
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It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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