I must be too annoying 4 u.
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
wow bdsm is so cute
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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