question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
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I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
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whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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