This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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