People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
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