she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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