If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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