i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Pooping to opera.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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