i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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