the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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