No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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