This girl is more easily done than said...
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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