So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
True strength comes from lack of pants
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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