He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Shame - the story of my life.
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