lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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