its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
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I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
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thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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