Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
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shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
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I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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