Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
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how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
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"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Randomize