Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
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I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
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He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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