And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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