My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
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Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
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Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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