My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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