At least make sure they are 18
Why
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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