why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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