the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Hey! you should come over!
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