i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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