So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
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